No offense to my Muslim brethren; I just think it’s very funny.
An Arab student sends an email to his dad, saying:
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here. But dad, I’m a bit ashamed to go to school driving my pure gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and fellow students travel by train.
The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his email from his dad saying:
My dear loving son,
Twenty million US dollars has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarassing us. Go get yourself a train too.